Hot Hot Hot

谢益辉 2007-06-07

The weather in Beijing is hard to endure. Thirty-six centigrade degrees. ft!

So let’s tell cold jokes:

An “excellent” student was asked to answer a question raised by his teacher, and the question was very very very difficult. However, he stood up and asked, “Should I answer it in Chinese or in English?” His classmates admired him so much because almost nobody was able to give an answer (even a Chinese answer). The teacher thought for a while, and preferred a Chinese answer, thus the student gave this one:

“Bu Zhi Dao.”

The teacher was a little bit amazed and changed his mind. And this time, the student said:

“I don’t know.”

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A quotation:

“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”

— E. Joseph Crossman